Defiant Jackson to Open Daycare Across from Courts!
Arriving late for court, dancing jubilantly upon parked cars, and throwing lavish post-child molestation arraignment parties at Neverland Ranch are not all the 'Untouchable King of Pop' has in store for the Nevada authorities and Sheriffs department…
Get ready for Jackson’s latest launch party: Don Sheldonland will be a spectacular new Children’ s Daycare Facility and, perhaps most surprising, it will be located directly across the street from the Santa Barbara County Superior Courthouse!
According to inside sources at the Santa Barbara County Records Department, a business permit has been granted to Jackson, 45, to begin his latest 'Thriller'. Guaranteed to excite fans and taunt critics, Jackson plans to personally attend the official Grand Opening of his latest entrepreneurial venture just hours before his next court appearance on child molestation charges. Jackson will not, however, be working 'hands on' for Don Sheldonland Daycare. Sources tell us that none other than Jackson’ s nipple-riffic sister Janet will be given the duty of Managing Director.
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