Strange Interview from the Archives

Brienne
Interview with Brienne Munke, a 21 year old University of Calgary student.
KM: Brienne, many men feel that today’s young women are too picky, too neurotic, and even hostile. Is this a fair accusation? 

Brienne: That's not fair of you to say that! Look, I am not picky just because I have standards! I knew since I was 15, what type of guy I wanted. No, I don’t want some guy that’s got a gut, or back hair or that smokes. Yech! how disgusting is that! I would have to wash my hands 20 times a day! I just want a nice guy with nicely styled hair, a good career. must love dancing. and nice shoes is a total must! especially shoes and he totally must have nice furniture, but definitely not leather! I hate leather couches! That's such a stupid question anyway! Are you saying I'm some kind freak or something?!

KM: No, not at all Brienne. you are perfectly lovely. Maybe we should move on. Compared to the previous generation, are today’s young Women more concerned with their careers or less?

Brienne: I don't know what you mean by calling them ‘generations’ that sounds totally disrespectful? anyway I will say that I am totally 110% committed to my career, and do you know what.. I have a degree in Kinesiology O.K.?

KM: um.. Yes? 

Brienne: Yes! And I'll have you know I had the second highest mark in Psychology last year! So don't think I don't know what you're trying to pull! 

KM: I can assure you I am not tryin.....

Brienne: Ya Right! First you try and make me feel like shit! Then you try and make it seem like I'm all crazy and stuff. Then when I'm all feeling insecure, you are all [in mock 'dumb-guy' voice] oh oh your just so lovely. oh I want you, oohh. Well guess what? My boyfriend is a black guy. So There!

KM: Hang on a second. I never even implied 'wanting you'...

Brienne: Oh! So you're better than me? Or are you just scared my boyfriend will kick your ass? 

KM: How about this? let me interview this boyfriend of yours?

Brienne: Ahhh, O.K. see. Technically. We are not going out 'in person' right now. It's mostly because of his job. and He lives in Egypt. But He is coming here next summer. We haven’t actually met in person, but we talk every night on the Net. Anyway I can tell He really loves me. He is just having problems with his ex-wife.

KM: Let me guess. 'Technically' they are still married?

Brienne: Don't be such a racist! Why don't you ask me about my grades? instead of ..Whatever! 

KM: Fine then. Hey Brienne, How did you do in Physics?

Brienne: It’s pronounced 'Physio'. and I was 9th in my class, last semester. I am fully qualified to be an assistant Physiotherapist. And I may very well get my degree. After I get my Aerobics Instructor Certification. But that will be after Jaleel and I get married.

KM: That's great, I wish you luck with that. That should do it for now, 
Brienne. I would like to thank you for your time.

Brienne: You totally better not make me look like I'm all "oohh ooohh I'm a moron, ooohh look at me"

KM: Oh. No worries. It won’t be me.

Brienne: If you say I’m fat I will be so fuckin mad!

KM: What the hell?
Since this interview was taken It’s not known if Brienne ever did marry Jaleel or find that job as an aerobics instructor.