Actual Email Anger Guy sent to Pillsbury:
Two commercials for your Pizza snacks feature a parent being seriously and horribly injured in some terrible accident. The father is screaming in horror and agony.
Then some absolutely ignorant fucker of a young adult actually commits a gross act of evilness and family betrayal by ignoring his dying parent to 'snack on your tasty product'.
The ignorant little fuck (the one who loves pizza snacks over his parents pain and agony and plea's for help) is not only a piece of human garbage - but a CRIMINAL!
In many courts your pizza snack advocate could be arrested and put in jail for deliberately allowing someone to suffer and die.
Then some absolutely ignorant fucker of a young adult actually commits a gross act of evilness and family betrayal by ignoring his dying parent to 'snack on your tasty product'.
The ignorant little fuck (the one who loves pizza snacks over his parents pain and agony and plea's for help) is not only a piece of human garbage - but a CRIMINAL!
In many courts your pizza snack advocate could be arrested and put in jail for deliberately allowing someone to suffer and die.
Personally I HATE the sight of Pilsbury products now thanks to your campaign.
Please tell the Ad-Wizards that I hope they never have to be screaming in agony and horror while I pass by and 'don't give a fuck' like the fuckface pilsbury advocate in their commercials.
Good day
[If Pillsbury replies - it might be an equally ferocious email to the makers of Crown Royal]
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