Book Review: Archie and Digestion. From the Archives

Archie and Jughead Digest
This book and eventual follow up series, are set in the town of Riverdale, USA. I think the town was founded by Frank Capra, minus the Jimmy Stewart.
Archie is a orange teenager, who was born with a tic-tac-toe grid on both sides of his head. His best pal Jughead is a thin teenager, who was born with both Worms and penile nose condition. Together they are students at Riverdale High, along with these twin girls Betty and Veronica who were tragically born without noses.
Some other members of their gang, include Reggie, who is an asshole and Moose who is their special mentally retarded pal. Usually the kids drive around in Archie's car, which is an extremely valuable, 1920's Model-T Ford.
Some of their exploits include; Pulling huge scams on Veronica's Father. Getting assaulted by the big retarded kid. Being asexual. Turning into superheroes with lame powers. Often they vandalize the school and then attempt to cover up the crime.
Just some of the many adventures you will find in these pocket digests and pocket digest libraries.
I don't know why they are called pocket digest libraries either?