Sex in an instant (Message). The Ruben/Veronica IM interview
This interview takes place via Instant Messaging at a popular singles site. Cut and pasted totally unedited. Too hard to explain - just read:
veronica21: hiya babe. wanna chat ?
KM: Oh Hey I just noticed this. Not such a great instant chat thing if you can’t see it.
How is it going over in the UK?
veronica21: great. and u ?
KM: Pretty good. Its midnight here but still winding down. Canada day, so just back from all the fireworks etc. It must be 10 am about where you are? Any summer for you guys yet or rainy as usual ;)
KM: well that was like here for a few days. Then at least you don’t get the superheat like we do. It will get well above 30 here and we will all pray for rain lol. Whereabouts are you in the UK?
veronica21: I am from London but I am in Leeds at the moment. u ?
KM: I’m in Vancouver. I was in London over Millennium. Great city!
I can’t recall if I went through Leeds at anytime? Good Footy team though.
So were you to shy to put your picture up? :) It’s all in fun.
veronica21: I can't put a pic up cause of my contract.
KM: huh well now I’m very curious? is this a work contract?(I won’t tell anyone ;)
veronica21: Yeah. I can't post any pics anywhere because of my modeling contract. I don't own the copyright to my image. If it was seen by my agency, they would drop me.
KM: Oh my goodness veronica well, you may not be able to use the images owned by the agency but you can use your own pictures. The law can’t be that insane in the UK?! (Of course -that is the Only reason I won’t be a model haha)
veronica21: Actually, they own all pics of me. I got paid Very, very well for them. so tell me, you a BIG boy then ?????
KM: you tell me first? ;)
veronica21: tell u what ??????
KM: Are YOU a BIG boy?
veronica21: fuck off !!!
KM: Lol, veronica everyone knows that '21 year old bisexuals' are always gay men lol. Hey - I was being very polite anyway :)
veronica21: lol... is that a fact
KM: Yes, and I would have been happy to chat politely even if you were.
You would be better served to change it to '26 year old and hetero' and definitely lose the model thing. I note that some of you just slap up some picture from a US porn site...wrongo You should put up a believable looking pic of an everyday woman.
I mean - I’m not encouraging you to do that but I’m just saying it would work a lot better. Also - I’m 31 not 21 so I’m not gonna get all excited about the bisexual thing.
See, now there was no need for the 'fuck off' comment was there.
That is just rude.
veronica21: So you believe there is no such thing as a "21 year old bi gal" ??
KM: Oh sure there is. I’m just saying that for every one 21 year old model that is into threesomes and cybersex there are no less than 1000 gay men like yourself posing as such to lure giddy men into keyboarding out their penis attributes. I will grant you something here. It is also possible you could be several teenage girls having a lark and collectively posing as a horny bisexual model?
KM: Ok, now see.. that is just bad planning. Without even going to ruben21's profile I already know that is you. You shouldn’t have both names with the '-21' thing. Anyway, looks like ruben21 aint so smart either eh?
veronica21: No Ruben is not so smart. But u ain't so sharp either. U are never going to meet someone if you are going to be suspicious about everything. See, I could not care less if you believe me or not. It makes no difference. It is not like I am ever going to meet you. So what do I get out of it. What could a gay guy get out of posing as a woman ?
KM: To be perfectly frank with you Ruben, The phrase here is 'Masturbatory fantasy.'
Hey, maybe on a good day some naked penis pictures and some amateur homo-erotic stories?
I mean, if you think about it, If us straight guys knew of a way to dupe young women on the internet to have hot cyber-sex and get the ladies to send us pics of their naked vaginas..well we would be right in there with you gay guys!
Unfortunately if I was posing as 'Horny Bisexual 21 year old male model' would only attract well.. you guys.
Seriously though, I’m curious?
How many guys will have Cyber-sex with 'veronica21'?
I’m honestly curious to know.
veronica21: Sad. Methinks someone is hiding their own homosexual tendencies. If I was a gay guy, and wanted pics of cox then I presume I would just get in contact with other gay guys (like you) and get off with them ? Why go on with a real load of trash ? I don't get it. It makes no sense.
KM: Ya you got me.. the part where I suggested that I would like to get pictures of naked vaginas can mean only one thing - I’m a closet gay!
Listen Ruben buddy, this all does make sense when you are aware of a very popular gay 'fetish' that involves having sex with straight men. In some gay circles the idea of seducing a straight man into a homosexual encounter is a thrill greater than the sex itself!
For that reason you can’t have nearly the same experience by simply cyber-sexing with other gays.
Dude, you gotta think this thing through a bit more!
Seriously, I would love to know what you average is?
I mean do you really get that many takers?
(C'mon man, I gave you all those tips earlier?)
veronica21: You seem to know a lot about gay fetishes for a "straight" guy. Sure your straight, I believe ya...lol
KM: Listen Rubes, I just think you have to treat people honestly, even on the Net.
I’m sure you are a good guy and all but let’s agree not to take advantage of anyone. Now say you get some goofy 17 year old all excited and then he finds out the truth? It could mess him up a bit. Next thing you know he is developing a split personality to try and cope with his perceived 'gay side' -then- before we know it the guy is masquerading as a trampy Spanish uber-model while his 'non-gay' persona is telling folks to fuck-off. You don’t want that on your hands do ya, Rube?
KM: Let’s all just get along.
No hard feelings?
I’m sure you are a good guy and all but let’s agree not to take advantage of anyone. Now say you get some goofy 17 year old all excited and then he finds out the truth? It could mess him up a bit. Next thing you know he is developing a split personality to try and cope with his perceived 'gay side' -then- before we know it the guy is masquerading as a trampy Spanish uber-model while his 'non-gay' persona is telling folks to fuck-off. You don’t want that on your hands do ya, Rube?
KM: Let’s all just get along.
No hard feelings?
veronica21: Sure no hard feelings. but i ain't gonna mess anyone up.
KM: It’s a deal. you take care. Cheers!
veronica21: bye. have a good one
Epilogue: Hey, Ru Paul had to start out somewhere too!
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