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Pope Benedict Calls Out Evolutionism. Kicks Naturalism to the Curb.

Brass Balls Benedict has done it again. As a Lutheran, I can tell you that Benedict is without a doubt the most Luther-like Pope in Centuries (imho) and has been right off the starting line of his Inauguration . ‘The Hammer’ lived up to his reputation as a no-bullshit enforcer for the RC’s. Can you please just marvel at the sheer balls it took to make one of his first orders of business a ‘zero tolerance policy’ for any homosexuality in the Priesthood ? Gigantic balls, I tell you. From there, he pretty much went on a mitre-wielding beatdown on pussy Catholicism and he all but named names - including so many Canadian RCs who were endorsing same-sex marriages or abortions (the fashionable thing to do in their dictatorship of relativism). Oh, and remember those colourful robes and hats the Popes used to wear before insincere critics pretended they were offended by the show of wealth? Well, Benedict is not only wearing them again but he took the top down on his Popemobile, too. Representin’, as the kids say. For that matter, nothing is too small for the Benedictinato, who woke up one day and eliminated Bingo from RC church basements across the planet. That’s how he rolls. A more substantial day of shit disturbing for Big Bad Ben is when he decided it was time to remind Muslims they follow Muhammed’s religion of death and, after dropping that IED beside the road, he merely had to sit back and watch them prove it. Then what does Brass Balls do next? Despite the Koran’s requirement that a good Muslim would want to kill the Pope, Benedict still goes to Islamic Turkey (despite the would-be assassin of Pope John begging him not to) and after that balls-out tour reminds everyone that Islam’s Koran is still ‘insufficient’ after all. But wait, because it gets even better: this week Benedict decided to surprise everyone with a zesty little article in which he effectively called Evolutionism out of its untouchable status and into the level playing field of debatable theory. To show he means business, he fired off a philosophical bunkerbuster stating correctly that ‘Naturalistic (a.k.a. Atheistic) Evolutionism’ is not only unscientific but indeed foolish. Score. Benedict continues to be brilliant in that he does not disallow for Theistic Evolutionism (well DUH) but he leaves enough floor open for goofy Evofundies to claim an endorsement… or does he?: “The question is not to either make a decision for a creationism that fundamentally excludes science, or for an evolutionary theory that covers over its own gaps and does not want to see the questions that reach beyond the methodological possibilities of natural science,” the pope said. “I find it important to underline that the theory of evolution implies questions that must be assigned to philosophy and which themselves lead beyond the realms of science,”. No worries; in reality, Benedict is not endorsing theistic evolutionism as much as he is enforcing theism (although allowing the former to be held in concordance with Roman Catholic beliefs only as long as you’re theistic), which brings your ‘evolution’ up to Adam and Eve (you would take it from there as scripture and church suppose). Naturally, this will ignite all sorts of philosophical and theological debate and, best of all, speed up the inevitable worldwide acceptance of ‘ID Theory’ which for all intents and purposes is only waiting now for the old guard naturalists to die off in the next decade or two. How long will it be before Evolutionism (as we know it) is entirely rewritten and replaced with a different and entirely acceptable theory? Not soon enough. But until then, Benedict might as well have nailed another thesis to the door of the Hall of Secularism.