Found this here thing I wrote from around 2003:
Wowee.. I was gone a long time! I almost can't recall how to edit HTML anymore. Well how cares because editing HTML is for chubby 90's girls anyway.
Here is the diary of my new apartment. It looked pretty good when I was desperate for a place. I move in and start noticing things. Missing smoke detectors. No lock on the bathroom door (a peeve of mine)... all rooms slanting in 3 different directions. Then the floors. The floors don’t just 'creak'.. they crunch! Every step is a way of shouting loudly to the people below 'Hey I’m going to the bathroom now!'. The floorboards above are the same deal. Six o'clock in the morning I’m awakened by what I think its maintenance smashing the awnings off the building with monkey wrenches.. but it’s the 1920's radiators kicking on.
The good news in all this is the ghosts. They are so mellow and easy going. . actually they are more peace-inspiring than fear-inducing. You don’t usually get that from ghosts these days. I think they died just after having great sex because they give off a vibe of post-coital bliss.
Promising eh.
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