Correspondance: Justin Time Vs. Redbrain

RedBrain Exchange

erm you should call this site er friggin gaybrain hahaha cause its so gay and shit haha that was fuunier than the whole site haha ot how bout red-stooooggie or no wait ummm red-gay YA hahah well ill give you this it has lots of funny shit and stuff so its not that bad but i dont know what you pages mean?...staff infections? wat the fug do i know wat that means? i have inporatant stuff and shit to do all day and cant waste time guessing wat these 'puns' mean
no wait im just shittin ya buddy ,,you are pretty coo;l just have less skanky porn k
cheers
Justin Time

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Dear Justin Time,
Is this what passes for English these days? I hope and pray that this child is not the product of an American school system.

Erm? Er? Friggin? Fuunier? What you pages mean? Stooooggie? wat the fug? Ummm, inporatant? ,,you? coo;l? porn k?

Ever hear of punctuation? I couldn't even say that first sentence in one breath if I tried.

Perhaps you should finish school (or go back) before you sit around all day wasting time trying to figure out what our navbar means.
I would love to see some of your homework assignments. Now that would be funny.

nooooo wat im jus shittin YA buddy yur zactly wut weer lokin fur round here at friggingaybrain yu mite even be are best riter send us some of yur stu:ff

--RedBrain--
derr redbrain
allright, maybe, i dont spell good, but ,only beacause i was so confused after havin, to read your site and all the colours and friggin 'puns on words' you like so much. notice puncuation ??? ho oh hahahah i get it; staff infictions=staff that is super gay ....gaybrain! hahah . check thiss sheeit out:( i know emoticans now stoogies! );p smoke that for a whiel!!!! anywauy, this site is stupid still! are you ,shittin me? you need a staff? is just one friigin guy in charge of making headaches for me using grahpics?? redbain suuuuuuuucks cause its gaybrain
SUckers! ;0)
Does the 'pun' guy sit around being friggin gay all the time );)
Justin Time



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Dear Surfers,
If anyone out there can translate this into an understandable language, please get intouch with me. I think it's a cry for help.
--RedBrain--

On a side note....for someone who hates the site so much, he sure spends enough time coming to the site, reading what we write and writing these cyrptic emails to us. And if you happen to be reading THIS post, it means that you are BACK ON THE SITE AGAIN. Oh brother....talk about a loser.
You are the loosers!!! I only look at yuor gay site because i cant beleive thatits is still here! i errr.. check so i can see if it still takes friggin a whole staff just too make hahahaha a hard to friggin read site!! you shoulld have a friggin gaybrai

[ Dear Redbrain,
My name is Greg. I'm Justin's brother. I thought I would interject an explanation into his little email rant. You see, Justin is a good kid. Really. He just has a inability to 'get' certain things, especially 'plays on words'. Also, he is partially colour blind, so he has difficulty perceiving your graphics. Justin often becomes easily frustrated with these aspects of life, and tends to lash out, often declaring things as 'gay'. This does not seem to refer to homosexuality as he has declared both my shoes, and my girlfriend, to be 'gay'. not to mention his school and anything related to it. I personally like Redbrain.com , while I do agree that we're all a bit tired of skanky porn ( which isn't too bad at your site) Hopefu

Friggin GReg!! you friggin fag!!! if i knew how to friggin delete that shit i wuold!!! that middle part is from my friggin gay brother so dont print any of that gay shit! redbrain = gaynobrains! hahahaha BUUURNnn!!!! suckers!
Justin (the man!)



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Did I say loser? My mistake. I meant Split personality, Psycho, Loser.
Perhaps I could hire him as an addition to the staff.... But we would have to put his office WAY in the back and chain him to the wall. Shit, we could probably sell tickets to see him.
Hey "Justin (the man!)", next time your here at the site, (which is probably daily) and you read this, (which I know you will) why don't you email us a picture of what you look like. I think everyone would be curious to see what "Justin (the man!)" looks like.

--RedBrain--
Hey gaybrain! (Yes?)
are you stil here! (If I wasn't, who exactly would you be writing to?)
wow thatss wierd becuase you are still gay (So you are saying that you are back here, BECAUSE I am Still gay. Hmmm what does that say about you?) and I am now using spellchecker (which doesn't seem to be working),which is friggin gay because it spels shit wrong too.(Did you try hitting the button to activate it?) but anyway,,(double comma?) now you are friigin (double i's?)... in shit with my brother (meaning your brother is "In Shit" as well?) and I (you are "In Shit" too?). because i know that i am no way as big a looser as redbrain.gay (buurrn) and i garantee i could prove it tens times (Wow, a ten times over guarantee?) over suckers! you wanna bet!?(yes we would love to bet) well guess wht stoogies?(Whats that, genius?) i friggin know a guy who friggin knows the Taker! (Who the fuck is the "Taker") and what else gaybrain?(Whats else, genius?) i friggin bet you i can friggin beat you in a braikstand competitoin (What exactly is a "Braikstand Competitoin"?) any day of the weak fagollas! (As opposed to strong fagollas?)oh ya and I have a girlfriend who is hot!(What's his name?) now here is my big brother greg! start pissin you pant now!

Dear redbrain,
Let me start out by granting you this much, Justin may not always 'win' at life. Fair enough, however you had absolutely no right (nor class!(who ever said we did have class?)) whatsoever to denigrate both him and I, in the way that you did! I will have you know that I am a well respected 'team member' at a multi-million dollar chain of stores.(Does sweeping up at WalMart really count?) This position is , I assure you, not just handed out to 'psycho's' (certainly not! Psycho's have to wait in a long line to get that one) as you so unfairly painted me! I will also point out that Justin does excel in many things in this world. Last year, he spraypainted his entire chevette(OH MY GOD, this guys is actually allowed to drive a car?!?)., by himself(BY HIMSELF?!?!) ! He also boasts one of the most extensive collection of sports-entertainment merchandise on the block (I'm not sure if "Used Highschool Jocks" count in that category)! I haven't met his girlfriend (surely you've seen his right hand before) but he assures me that Lita is wonderful!(how could she not be?). Now you will have to excuse me but I am so ticked-off with you folks that I can barely express myself properly! (what exactly is the "proper" way to express yourself?) I'll let Justin speak for himself.........

thats right friggin gayberain!!!! take that (take what?) LOOSErs!! oh..and anotherr thing- greg is good at english stuff and i bet he could write the whole friggin redbrain site in a day (fantastic, have him submit an article or two and we'll let the surfers decide) and not even use stupid gragpics that hurt peoples friggin eyes(your head shouldnt be that close to the screen)....OH YA! I got you on some shit mr.smartasses? (got me ON some shit?).your called RED brain but you ar so stupid because your site is friggimn GREEN!!!(not only was this lost sole cursed with half a brain, but he's color blind to boot!) Idiots! hahahaa think about it stoogies, that is called an oxymoronic (I guess the spell checker is working after all..)shit and thats just one of many faults, after all, we are all just human (actually B.L.A.Z.E. is half andriod, half test tube baby..). Are we not?,,,,,,, (damn, 7 commas, now that was a dramatic pause) I mean uhhhh you atre GAY loosers (we NEVER "atre" a gay loser in our lives!)amd ,,,talk to greg again ok...

Let me suggest that in the future, maybe we would all do well to respect each others...ASses yahahah as in kiss my ass stoogiess! redbrain.gay friggin sucks it BIGtome!!(Actually we DO suck it "Bigtome") I may assure you that that that Im King shit of fuckMountain (King Shit IS quite a title...and very fitting.) and you Lamerz are the stupidst dumasses around(actually we're the smartest dumbasses around) tyou probably kiss commisioner mc manns ass! (who the fuck is commisioner mc manns?) because you suck!! (BECAUSE we suck, or in spite of it?) redstoogie.com should not reduce ourselves to that level, or are we not then,,,,,,"good evening my name is Greg, can I interest you in the seniors special? "(ahh, you work at an old folks diner?) because stone cold hehe friggin drinks a friggin beer! hahahah he drinks BEEr !
- I peer out the glass,
- rain falls against the pane,
- the pane, the pain, the glass
- shall I sleep?
- I want to wake, wake
- I peer out the glass
(????????)
Sincerely,
Justin


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Does your brain hurt from reading that? Mine did after writing it.
It's hard to put yourself into the mind of a 6 year old.

If anyone can make sense of this madness please email me.
This numb-scull actually attached a picture with this drivel.
--->Click here to see him!<--

This couldn't have been funnier if
-->I made it myself.<--
(I spoke too soon)

--RedBrain--

Hi Guys!
It's me, Justin! Guess what? I have earned myself a full hour in the multimedia room again! I would have last week too, but I had a 'misdirected anger' situation last month :( no worries... Dr.Carl is pretty durable! He also happens to be very forgiving! In fact he gave me some wonderful 'gifts of science' that same day! I take 3 varieties 4 times a day and let me tell you something friends. Wow! It all makes such WonderFunTastic sense!
Good News! Now I can really see the heart-warming whimsy that is Redbrain!
For starters, The colours! The vibrancy, the hues. Can any site claim that its very colour scheme is enough to bring such joy! The sheer beauty of MacchioWatch! The uplifting tribute to such a beloved and important career. The delicious playfulness of Horrorscopes! What Irony! Yes you CAN taste it! It tastes like Marzipan. Where to begin regarding Full Circle Cinema? How about starting with Magical! The ribaldry of Knocking Heads = Electric!
Poignancy. That is the only word to describe the great charity and humanitarianism displayed in Contests&Prizes. My weeping is not in vain, my friends.
Truly, the most endearing and oh so special aspect of this wonderful Redbrain must be its Staff. I cant thank you enough most loveable Unkle Slappynuttz, your are truly inspiring! As for Lumpy the Clown? The name says it all. Lumpy. I have even come to realization that my imagined detractors, AlmightyTwinkie and Sloppy, are in fact fellow sojourners in this fantastic voyage we call life. Comrades really!
Well friends, Big Lars is giving me the 'times up' signal, so I best get back to the crafts room! I leave you with a new and improved bit of prose:

Here is Magic.Redbrain. Redbrain.
Here is laughter. Again. Again.
Wonderment is vibrant. Aloof.
Clouds of Joy and Revelry are...
Redbrain. Redbrain.

Best Wishes and Blessings to you all, my wonderful friends!
You Pal, Justin
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Dear Me Pal Justin,
Glad to hear about your medically induced sanity. Our email box has almost reached critical mass with emails of your whereabouts.
Sounds like you have seen the light, mentally. Perhaps one day soon you'll see the light of day....(upon your release)

Stay in touch.

--RedBrain—